Spam story.

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SPAM STORY

smart spammer
stupid spammer


Little members please stay clear of the spam story.

Pjaha!
The spam board.
Hey where'd the meat go?
You are an official <insert item of choice here> head
A wah?
Oh Gawd. You dumb shit
So. *wriggles nose and looks around* Were is the meat?
There is no meat.
You are correct. But when will it get here?
Never, no meat.
I know they just put the left overs in a little tin. But it is so good.
Oh my gawd.
Isn't gawd. God?
Yes.
Then why do you say gawd not God.
Because I do.
Tell me?
No.
Why not?
Because.
Why?
Because.
Why?
Because.
Why?
Because.
Why?
Because.
Why?
Because I want to.
You told me!
Only cause you were sexually assaulting me.
What?
*looks down at chest* See.
What?
Your hand is on my nipple you <insert any evil words here>!
That is just something that happens when I say why a lot.
Suure.
Yeah this one time I was asking Pamela why.
And?
My arm took hold and I was in between her jugs for ages.
How did you get out?
I finally wriggled out and she was in baywatch costume.
Where'd you pop out?
The side of the Costume.
I have a picture.
Really?
Yeah. See. *pulls out picture of Pammy*
Woah!!
See picture below.



*train pulls up*
I told you the spam would be here *stuffs picture back in pocket.*
No stupid come back!
I want the spam *runs toward the train*
***Others open the doors***
Oh my *twitch*...
He didn't last long.
Oh well the end.
*runs up to the body of stupid*
I got your picture now.
*reaches for picture*
Never!
*slaps hand and wriggles off as a pile of bones*
Shit. You gawd damn <insert item here again>

I have no clue how he died but he did okay?
Picture and story [c] to Zebra//Mia.
Gotta be off to school. More may come.

Much love your Mia-Mia-Chan.